asktricksterhelmsman:

sweetestengine:

Only vaguely~

Why?~

‘cau2e he’2 dead~

Oh~

II take IIt you got attached two hIIm zomehow, or elze thIIz’d bee a cauze for celebratIIon~

II’m zorry two hear that, zugar~

IIz there anyfIIn II can do two help make you feel better??~~

asktricksterhelmsman:

sweetestengine:

asktricksterhelmsman replied to your post: Wow, II haven’t been onlIIne IIn a whIIle~ Zorry…

hello 2weetheart~! how are you doiing~??

II’m alrIIght, II zuppoze, but not great~

Ehehehehe~~

and yourzelf, honey??~

not 2o great my2elf~ heeheeheehee~

do you know 2uodiin~??

Only vaguely~

Why?~

asktricksterhelmsman replied to your post: Wow, II haven’t been onlIIne IIn a whIIle~ Zorry…

hello 2weetheart~! how are you doiing~??

II’m alrIIght, II zuppoze, but not great~

Ehehehehe~~

and yourzelf, honey??~

Wow, II haven’t been onlIIne IIn a whIIle~

Zorry about that~

Doez anyone wanna talk two me??~

0u0

asktricksterhelmsman:

sweetestengine:

AhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!~~

That’z the funnIIezt fuckIIgn thIIng II’ve hearxd IIn perIIgeez

II’m not a troll

II don’t dezerve two bee called a troll, that’z an IInzult two trollz everywhere

ye2 you are and ye2 you do~

II don’t knwo wjy you want two defend me

When II fiIrzt zaw you II wanted two kIIll you yuou know

II would have IIf IIwazn’t zo buzy doIIng my job, and IIt juzt zo happenz that part of my JOB waz two ttorerure whoever Her IImperIIouznezz wanted me two and II DIID II kIIled and hurt zo many trollz and II hate myzelf

and II don’t know why YOU DON’T, you zhould hate me, why don’t you hate me??

asktricksterhelmsman:

sweetestengine:

Ehehehehehehe

Yeah, beecauze other than that ONE THIING II’ve totez been a perfect troll!!

No, II AM terrIIble and you can’t convIInce me otherwIIze

zorry

ii never 2aiid you were perfect~ but you’re not horriible eiither~ you’re ju2t a troll~

AhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!~~

That’z the funnIIezt fuckIIgn thIIng II’ve hearxd IIn perIIgeez

II’m not a troll

II don’t dezerve two bee called a troll, that’z an IInzult two trollz everywhere

asktricksterhelmsman:

sweetestengine:

Oh

Yeah

That guy

II zorta forgot about hIIm

ZhIIt

Hahahaha II almozt dIIdn’t thIInk about how terrIIble II am for a few zecondz, thank god II caught zIIght of Madhur talkIIng about hIIm on my dazh!!

2weetheart~ you’re not automatiically terriible beecau2e you diid a bad thiing once~

Ehehehehehehe

Yeah, beecauze other than that ONE THIING II’ve totez been a perfect troll!!

No, II AM terrIIble and you can’t convIInce me otherwIIze

zorry

Bluh

II feel lIIke zhIIt

Oh

Yeah

That guy

II zorta forgot about hIIm

ZhIIt

Hahahaha II almozt dIIdn’t thIInk about how terrIIble II am for a few zecondz, thank god II caught zIIght of Madhur talkIIng about hIIm on my dazh!!