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Oct 19 '12
nice legs cuil theory

ghostpaps:

drawingguitarist:

Nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

what the actual fuck

32,396 notes (via disparagingsomnolence & drawingguitarist)Tags: ooc perf

Oct 9 '12

3 notes Tags: bad ideas ooc trigger eating disorder

Oct 8 '12

((I was just texting my mom and my phone autocorrected “hurl” to “nnnyeh”. I almost sent my mom a text saying that “If I nnnyeh on the floor, I’m blaming you.”

What the frick????????))

2 notes Tags: why autocorrect why this ooc

Oct 8 '12
mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-coloured background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Promise me you’ll never—” Bottom text reads: “Nope.”]
If only we could just stop our compulsions whenever it gets in someone else’s way!

((One of my special ed teachers tried to make me promise to go to all of my classes today.
Hahahahahaha.
NO.
I am terrified of authority figures, but I’m not SO utterly petrified of you that I’m willing to be sobbing in the halls in between classes, hyperventilating whenever anyone tries to talk to me, and shaking whenever I see a teacher that I’m scared of and then STILL GO TO CLASS. I refuse to give myself panic attacks that way, and she should understand that that is an unreasonable thing to ask of me.
If nothing else, it must be really fricking distracting to be trying to write an essay while your classmate is muttering to eirself and attempting not to cry.
I DO promise to try to go to all of my classes. I do promise to wrangle with my fucked up brain and attempt to go. But I do not promise that my neurology won’t force me to leave.
I understand it must be inconvenient for you to have to deal with me.
It’s inconvenient for me to get home and be so utterly drained that all I can do is lie in bed, and I can’t even muster up the energy to turn on the television, so just think about how much of a failure I am.))

mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-coloured background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Promise me you’ll never—” Bottom text reads: “Nope.”]

If only we could just stop our compulsions whenever it gets in someone else’s way!

((One of my special ed teachers tried to make me promise to go to all of my classes today.

Hahahahahaha.

NO.

I am terrified of authority figures, but I’m not SO utterly petrified of you that I’m willing to be sobbing in the halls in between classes, hyperventilating whenever anyone tries to talk to me, and shaking whenever I see a teacher that I’m scared of and then STILL GO TO CLASS. I refuse to give myself panic attacks that way, and she should understand that that is an unreasonable thing to ask of me.

If nothing else, it must be really fricking distracting to be trying to write an essay while your classmate is muttering to eirself and attempting not to cry.

I DO promise to try to go to all of my classes. I do promise to wrangle with my fucked up brain and attempt to go. But I do not promise that my neurology won’t force me to leave.

I understand it must be inconvenient for you to have to deal with me.

It’s inconvenient for me to get home and be so utterly drained that all I can do is lie in bed, and I can’t even muster up the energy to turn on the television, so just think about how much of a failure I am.))

137 notes (via mentalillnessmouse)Tags: ooc submission

Oct 8 '12

laterlandwellers:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: s0uleaterevans)

142,767 notes (via actyourrage & s0uleaterevans)Tags: ooc gpoy

Oct 8 '12
mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-colored background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “ “Try to exercise daily- it will help with your depression” ”  Bottom text reads: “Sure that’s a great idea because it’s not like simple things like showering exhausts me or anything”]

mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-colored background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “ “Try to exercise daily- it will help with your depression” ”  Bottom text reads: “Sure that’s a great idea because it’s not like simple things like showering exhausts me or anything”]

653 notes (via mentalillnessmouse)Tags: ooc

Oct 8 '12
mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-colored background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Have to tell classmates why you’ve been absent so much”  Bottom text reads: “ “Well sometimes I’m in a bad mood too, but that doesn’t keep me from going to school everyday.” ”]  
Submitted by featherdownquilt

mentalillnessmouse:

[Image: 18-piece green-colored background with a common house mouse. Top text reads: “Have to tell classmates why you’ve been absent so much”  Bottom text reads: “ “Well sometimes I’m in a bad mood too, but that doesn’t keep me from going to school everyday.” ”]  

Submitted by featherdownquilt

136 notes (via mentalillnessmouse)Tags: ooc gpoy

Oct 7 '12

A comic about anxiety.

mentalillnessmouse:

heymonster:

At least that’s what it’s like for me. 

Submitted by goldmane

48,245 notes (via mentalillnessmouse & heymonster)Tags: anxiety disorders SICK SO HARD this is basically my thoughts rn ooc yeah im crying whoops i wish i wasn't such a fuck up

Oct 7 '12

Social skills: noticing when repetition is communication

realsocialskills:

So there’s this dynamic:

Autistic person: The door is open!

Other person: I *know* that. It’s hot in here.

Autistic person: The door is open!

Other person: I already explained to you that it’s hot in here!

Autistic person: The door is open!

Other person: Why do you have to repeat things all the time?!

Often when this happens, what’s really going on is that the autistic person is trying to communicate something, and they’re not being understood. The other person things that they are understanding and responding, and that the autistic person is just repeating the same thing over and over either for no reason or because they are being stubborn and inflexible and obnoxious and pushy.

When what’s really happening is that the autistic person is not being understood, and they are communicating using the words they have. There’s a NT social expectation that if people aren’t being understood, they should change their words and explain things differently. Sometimes autistic people aren’t capable of doing this without help.

So, if this is happening, assume it’s communication and try to figure out what’s being communicated. If you’re the one with more words, and you want the communication to happen in words, then you have to provide words that make communication possible. For example:

Other person: Do you want the door to be closed, or are you saying something else?

Autistic person: Something else

Other person: Do you want to show me something outside, or something else?

Autistic person: Something else

Other person: Are you worried about something that might happen, or something else?

Autistic person: Worried

Other person: Are you worried that something will come in, or that something will go out?

Autistic person: Baby

Other person: She’s in her crib, and the baby gate is up. Is that ok, or is there still a problem?

Autistic person: ok

((I swear to god, even some of the fricking special ed teachers at my school don’t get this, and it is so aggravating to listen to the teachers assuming that their students are just deliberately being obnoxious because… no… stop that…))

12,855 notes (via realsocialskills)Tags: ooc why are some of my teachers so dumb

Oct 7 '12

lowac:

sweetestengine:

((Someone should come to my house and break my legs so I have a good excuse to not go to school tomorrow))

((//Sneezes on you through the internet.))

((Thank u))

3 notes (via lowac & sweetestengine)Tags: ooc lowac STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH THOUGH u need 2 do better